After grueling hours filled with last minute travel changes,relentlessly scouring over the budget,rooms packed with panting reporters,sore bunions and musty Depends,The one...The only....... Joe "Plugs" Biden has saved America from the impending doom of the dark "Fiscal Cliff"!(applause sign held up)
Intense one on one negotiations are credited for the last hour save of our beloved Country; while Every Single other Member of The House was excluded from the time consuming albeit tedious details as they thought of Home and Holiday.
The White House staff was pressed to keep up a supply of Red bull & Liquid Geritol Shots...Purported to be Vice President Biden's main stay during any lengthy negotiations.
President Obama was said to be "Moved" by the show of Bipartisan Love on behalf of both parties. He sat at his desk and as the Sun shone through the glass,it revealed the glimmer of a tear falling down his face. So he did then and there sign an "Executive Order" thereby lifting the Freeze on all Federal Employees Salaries!
As word spread throughout the corridors of the White House, the Kitchen Staff could be heard banging on Pots & Pans singing "Woo Wooo You tha Man"!
See the story here> " Look who's Getting a Raise"
Meanwhile, a secret gathering could be taking place in Uptown between the holders of America's Wealth, readying themselves for the Stock Exchange Wednesday morning. Seriously though Folks "If Investors & the Well to Do's wanted to exact revenge on Obama's Back Room Policy Making via Joe Biden". Need I say more?
There could be more Drama and delays due to signing issues,possibly late Tax Returns due to printing changes etc.With this Administration its hard to tell. One constant it has acquired is Drama. There's been no lack of it since Obama took Office.Its been a long time since America had a few good weeks.....and that's something "We The People" will have to change.
Stay tuned for Previews of :"Biden on Bee Bee Gun Control & Legislation"
as well as a 2nd in the Series featuring "The Doom of the Debt Ceiling Looms"
Rest up My Fellow Patriots..."Were in for a Bumpy Ride".
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"

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